Been wondering how to make money in crypto? This is all you need to know...

Been wondering how to make money in crypto? This is all you need to know.

Step One: Invest in the King and Queen of Crypto, Bitcoin and Ethereum. Enough said.

Step Two. DYOR on a few other projects with solid fundamentals, tokenomics, and an active development team and community. Not going to shill anything here so figure this step out for yourself.

Step Three: Find a few moonshot opportunities. Low market cap, potential hype ability, maybe some high risk high reward mentality, and put some money down. Nothing crazy but view this as a lottery ticket you might get lucky with.

Step Four: write your information down and store in a safe place. Safety of this information is the most important step of this whole process. Get a lock box at a bank if need be.

Step Five: Tell your loved ones you love them and kiss you goodbye and tell them you will see them soon. Now here's the tricky part... You have to commit a felony that will get you a few years in prison. Ill let you handle this step as you see fit.

Why step five? Well we have all learned that the forced hodl is the best method in order to get rich in crypto. Those people getting out of prison who dabbled with the silk road years back and looking pretty good right now coming back to a fat stack of money from crypto they had years ago. Obviously the best way to capture the same gains is to replicate this behavior.

And there you go! Simple as that. Thank me later for those life changing gains. For the love of God, don't follow step 5 please!