ETH Liquidation Map Right Now Looks Like a Minefield for Shorts ????

ETH Liquidation Map Right Now Looks Like a Minefield for Shorts

So I just pulled up the ETH liquidation map and… bruh. There’s more green above the current price than in a Minecraft forest biome.

We're sitting around $3600 and apparently, there’s a short apocalypse waiting just $200 above us. It's like all the shorts got together, held hands, and collectively said:

"There's no way it goes up from here, right?" ????

Meanwhile, the market:

"Hold my DeFi rug."

If this thing pops even a little, it's gonna be short squeeze season — and I mean juicy squeezes. Like the kind that leaves a leverage trader curled up in a ball whispering “I should’ve stuck with spot.”

If we hit $3800+, shorts are gonna vanish faster than my sanity after checking gas fees during a bull run.