Saylor' greed turns Bitcoin into Wall St lapdog

When Satoshi Nakamoto, that mysterious keyboard warrior, dreamed up Bitcoin. His pitch was pure genius: a peer-to-peer cash system to stick two fingers up at governments and central banks. You’d flick a few satoshis to your mate for a kebab, no suits, no fees, no “please enter your PIN.” It was digital rebellion—money for the masses, not the monocle-wearing elite. Today, though? Bitcoin’s a Picasso on a billionaire’s wall, gawped at by the rich while us peasants fight over the crumbs. And who’s the chief culprit? Step forward, Michael Saylor, the greediest goblin in the crypto goblin patch.