Seeking the funniest crypto jokes, share your gems with us!

Whether you're a seasoned crypto expert or just getting started, i'd love to hear your favorite crypto-themed jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes. To get the ball rolling, here are a couple of crypto jokes to put a smile on your face, remember, laughter is a great medicine especially if you're getting raped by the markets!

— How many Monero holders does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they operate in the dark.

— I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin.

She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.

— Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat.

— How can you tell who owns bitcoin at a party?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

— I paid a hooker with bitcoins once and asked if I’d ever see her again.

She said sure, next week you’ll find me just a few blocks away.

— I was trying to explain how a crypto investment works to my dad.

Today he removed my name from his will and transferred all his property under my name to his name.

— How much did it cost to invent bitcoin?

One Satoshi.

— Who are the worst guests at a dinner party?

Vegan bitcoin owners.

— I have a joke on Bitcoin

But it requires so much energy to get it.

— This crash was worse than a divorce.

I've lost half my portfolio and I still have my wife.

— Why did the people not trust the butcher ?

He had no proof of steak

— In order to play the role of a depressed character joker, Joaquin Phoenix bought ICP at $800

— How do you get a hardcore crypto technical analyst off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza

— Tesla will never accept ETH..

because it requires gas.

— They say crypto ruins lives, but it has brought my family closer.

We live in a one bedroom unit now.