Heroes

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Satoshi Nakamoto, AKA Satoshi Nakamoto.

• Special ability: Unknown.
• Weakness: Unknown.

Vitalik Buterin, AKA The Prodigy.

• Special ability: Massive brain.
• Weakness: Solving the blockchain trilemma.

Michael Saylor, AKA Michael Whaler.

• Special ability: Super strength (exclusively for holding massive bags).
• Weakness: Incapable of selling.

Nayib Bukele, AKA El Presidente.

• Special ability: Volcano powers.
• Weakness: Sovereign debt.

Gary Gensler (Pre 2022), AKA The Educator.

• Special ability: Bringing crypto education to the masses.
• Weakness: Is a sell out.

Villains

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Warren Buffett, AKA The Veteran.

• Special ability: Immortality.
• Weakness: Rat poison.

Elon Musk, AKA Doge Daddy.

• Special ability: Summons an army of Doge shills.
• Weakness: Music production.

Jim Cramer, AKA Zoltar.

• Special ability: Can see the future.
• Weakness: Poor vision.

Sam Bankman-Fried, AKA The Fraudster.

• Special ability: Making billions of dollars disappear.
• Weakness: Hair combs.

Gary Gensler (Post 2022), AKA The Regulator.

• Special ability: Can enforce rules that don't exist.
• Weakness: Answering yes or no questions.